irony


28 April 2008

Hillary Clinton’s Teeth


Despite all of the personal and moral problems I have with Hillary Clinton, despite the fact that she will do anything to ensure that Barack Obama does not win the Democratic nomination or the Presidency, there is one thing, one giant thing that bothers me even more about her: her teeth. [...]

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16 November 2007

Emerson “Football” on “It’s Always Sunny”


Last spring in our Writing for TV class, we had a conference call with Rob McElhenney, the creator of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. As a thank you our class sent him a t-shirt that reads “Emerson College Football - Undefeated Since 1880.” (Emerson has never had a football team, hence the [...]

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19 April 2007

End C.O.R.I. Now! (What’s C.O.R.I.?)


Moments ago there was a commotion outside on Boylston Street. At first, all I heard was a woman yelling, then it grew much louder. Everyone ran over to the window so see a protest of about 200 people as they marched down Boylston. There was loud music and plenty of signs that [...]

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01 March 2007

Devotion is a Dead End Street


There is a school in Brookline called The Devotion School. It’s located at the end of Devotion Street, which is a dead end street. Irony Alert!

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05 April 2006

Cold Turkey


Work was dead last night. As a result we spent the majority of our evening quoting “Family Guy.” The few of us working just stood around outside doing absolutely nothing productive. Occasionally I went inside to check on my table (table singular) but then I would rejoin in the tomfoolery outside. [...]

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22 March 2006

Irony Alert


There is this house on Highland Ave. in Somerville with the most adorable three-legged cat that’s always chillin in the front yard. Everytime I pass the house the cat slowly but surely makes its way to the gate, crying out and begging for attention. Even if I was in a hurry I still stop and [...]

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