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26 September 2008

McCain v. Obama - Round One


Even though John McCain has already won the debate he is putting the country first tonight and going through with it anyway. What a patriot!
The Commission on Presidential Debates has the official rules & debate format.
FINAL THOUGHTS: While many of the pundits on various channels were quick to anoint John McCain the winner, [...]

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25 September 2008

No Nicer Witch Than You


Dear Jesus, please protect Sarah Palin from witchcraft and reporters.

AP: Palin once blessed to be free from ‘witchcraft’

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21 August 2008

Landover Baptist Church


Landover Baptist Church has issued a warning to all God-fearing parents out there: Satan is using Olympic volleyball to get young boys to masturbate! Indeed, the Devil does work in mysterious ways.
Behind the locked doors of America’s Christian bedrooms, young boys are getting swept up in a disturbing trend. “I had a frantic [...]

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07 June 2008

Religulous


Bill Maher has a new film coming out where he travels the world talking to people about their faith, God, Jesus, and religion. This should be great. I wonder how many people tried to kick his ass. Czech out the trailer.
Religulous was directed by Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm alum Larry [...]

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30 May 2008

God Hates All of the Above


According to the Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) of Topeka, Kansas, God hates Iowa. Wait, Iowa? God hates Iowa? If there is any state that God might be fond of I would think it could be Iowa. Apparently not….
Why does God hate Iowa? Three words: sod-o-mite!

That’s right. Sod-o-mite! Better [...]

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10 February 2008

Cerealism: The Republican Secret Weapon


Earlier, I posted some thoughts regarding the appearance of John McCain and Mike Huckabee, in particular this unflattering picture. For some reason it really got me thinking outside the box. As a result, all sorts of satirical ideas popped into my head. I began to amend said post when it started to [...]

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