Mike Huckabee


03 September 2008

Live Blogging Sarah Palin & RNC Night Three


FINAL THOUGHTS: For someone who advocates small American towns, Sarah Palin really hit hard this evening on community organizers. Obama was a community organizer and she was mocking him. The audience laughed. But how will that resonate with small town community organizers across America? They’re mocking them as well.

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30 May 2008

God Hates All of the Above


According to the Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) of Topeka, Kansas, God hates Iowa. Wait, Iowa? God hates Iowa? If there is any state that God might be fond of I would think it could be Iowa. Apparently not….
Why does God hate Iowa? Three words: sod-o-mite!

That’s right. Sod-o-mite! Better [...]

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23 May 2008

Hillary Clinton Has Lost Her Fucking Mind


Hillary Clinton and Mike Huckabee: the two asses in assassination.
Fresh off of Huckabee’s joke about Barack Obama ducking gunfire, Hillary Clinton basically alluded, albeit indirectly, to the fact that she’s staying in the presidential race just in case Barack Obama is assassinated like Robert F. Kennedy was in the summer of 1968. [...]

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16 May 2008

Huckabee LOL: Obama Ducking Gunfire


Former Arkansas governor, Republican presidential candidate, morbidly obese American, and still devout Christian, Mike Huckabee, made a HILARIOUS joke during a speech before the National Rifle Association convention Friday afternoon in Louisville, Kentucky, after a loud bang echoed from backstage:
“That was Barack Obama, he just tripped off a chair. He’s getting ready to speak. [...]

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10 February 2008

Cerealism: The Republican Secret Weapon


Earlier, I posted some thoughts regarding the appearance of John McCain and Mike Huckabee, in particular this unflattering picture. For some reason it really got me thinking outside the box. As a result, all sorts of satirical ideas popped into my head. I began to amend said post when it started to [...]

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09 February 2008

Which one would you choose?


I ganked the above image from TPM because, well, as George W. Bush has shown us over the last seven years, politicians can look goofy.
McCain looks like a Batman villain work-in-progress (the Maverick, mayhaps?) And Huckleberry, as I like to call him, looks, ironically, like one of them flamboyant gays I keep reading about. [...]

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05 February 2008

Who really created Mike Huckabee?


Who says you need writers to be entertaining? Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and Conan O’Brien showcased their improvisational skills last night on The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and Late Night with Conan O’Brien. The feud started around, of all things, who created Mike Huckabee. (The answer is God.)

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30 January 2008

And then there were two…


Things have certainly changed in the last 24 hours. John McCain won Florida last night, with Mitt Romney a close second. Hillary Clinton also won Florida, but no delegates were rewarded since the state was penalized for moving its primary up by a week.
Today, both parties will be striped down to two [...]

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02 January 2008

Hilarity on Letterman


The WGA Strike is still going strong but late night TV returns tonight, some with writers.
The Chin returns, sans writers. Can Leno improvise the whole show? He’s not very funny to begin with. Among Leno’s guest tonight will be Jesus’ BFF and Republican Presidential Candidate Mike Huckabee, who will “graciously [...]

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10 December 2007

Huckabee: women’s role in marriage is to “graciously submit”


Here’s another blast from the past for Mike Huckabee.
In August of 1998, Huckabee was one of 131 signatories to a full page USA Today Ad which declared: “I affirm the statement on the family issued by the 1998 Southern Baptist Convention.” What was in the family statement from the SBC? “A wife [...]

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