Pancakes for Junkies
Remember that old Family Guy episode where Stewie was strung out on pancakes like they were heroin? Well, now you can make pancakes like a junkie.
pancakes
11 November 2007
26 October 2007
EZ Pancakes
Hello America, this is your old friend Teddington Earnest Dippingham with the latest in eatin’.
You know I’ve always said that pancakes could be quicker and easier to make. Ever since the dawn of time man has had to mix pancake mixture with eggs and milk and butter just to enjoy a delicious baker’s dozen stack of mouthwatering pancakes. That time-consuming process consumes time from real consuming. What with all that cracking and stirring and mixing and pouring. And that doesn’t even include the pain-staking cooking time! When a man wants pancakes he might be willing to waste a couple of minutes to mix and fry up a buttery batch, but when a man NEEDS pancakes, there is never a minute to spare.
A few years ago they introduced shake-and-pour pancake batter mixes but those still weren’t efficient enough for a man of importance, such as myself. They also have those thaw-and-pour batter mixes but again, thawing takes time. Until now, ready-to-pour mixes were the best science could offer. But again, time is of the essence….
Well, someone must of peered into my dreams to come up with the most efficient way yet for the man-on-the-go to conjure cakes from a pan. Finally, the breakthrough technology of Cheez-Whiz has been applied to pancakes. Introducing Batter Blaster - compressed pancake batter in a can. With this convenient baby you’ll never be late for another meating again. And best of all — they’re organic! Take that ya dirty hippies!
