I’ve seen a lot of snow since living in Boston but usually the big snow storms and blizzards have nothing but dry, useless snow - the kind of snow that can’t be used to make a snowball. Well, Monday’s snow storm dumped close to a foot of moist snow over the Boston area. [...]
Read more »»Since I went home for the holidays, Linus has been whoring around in Jackie’s room. It’s almost as if he prefers her bed over mine. Jackie’s friend busted him the other day and snapped this seductive picture. How adorably scandalous….
Read more »»The creepy clown doll that belonged to The Beast’s Scientologist roommates in New York. Named Scrunchie after Rachel E. made the observation that the clown appeared to be made of scrunchies, which would explain where all of the scrunchies of the world vanished too.
Read more »»The nickname given to Ryan’s creepy psychotic roommate by his other roommates after he revealed that he has a penis that is “bigger at the bottom but thinner at the top.” The revelation was so hilarious that his roommates wrote and recorded a song.
A line from said song: My dick is bigger at the [...]
Amy decided to move out. YES! Though she is gone now, her exodus was the most excruciating process that I have ever been through. Amy planned on moving out the last weekend of June, that left us with less than three weeks to find a replacement for her. Plus we still [...]
Read more »»Oh my my my my my my my my my. Here’s a quick recap of where things stood around 1:30 PM on Tuesday, May 9, 2006:
Amy is a big freak.
Amy is trying to cheat Kathryn out of getting her deposit back**.
Amy still has no clue when I am available to show the apartment.
Ryan is [...]
When we last left off, Amy had arranged for some girl named Alison to come and see the apartment at 9:15 PM on Monday, May 8, 2006. I repeatedly told Amy that I would NOT be home at that time. She either didn’t read those emails or was so absorbed in her own [...]
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My big freak of a roommate turned the seemingly simple assignment of finding a new roommate into an all out unwarranted attack on my character. [For the record, my character is Ryan.] After a morning of sitting back and ignoring Amy’s ridiculous emails I decided to strike back. Before you [...]
The roommate search is not off to a good start. Below are the email exchanges that took place between Sunday night and Monday afternoon. Pay particular attention to the times of the emails, especially the early Monday morning emails. Amy is impatient and needs immediate gratification, just like when Amy came crashing [...]
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