Nothing Predates Sherri Shepherd
Dear Sherri Shepherd,
I’ve been too busy with school to anoint someone as Freak of the Week for the last few months but your perpetual mind boggling ignorance has forced my hand. Damn you.
You’ve already submitted, on live TV no less, that you think the world is flat, despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary. News flash: the world is about as flat as your chest.
Now you’ve gone on record as saying “I don’t think anything predates Christians.” Lovable Joy Behar, God bless her, even tried to correct you with a little something we people call FACTS about the chronology of Greeks/Romans/Christians. But you could only reinforce that “Jesus came first before them.”
How the hell can someone as retarded as you be allowed on a nationally televised television program? You’re feeding the lifeless stay-at-home moms of America nothing but uneducated dribble. If you ask me, and you never will, I think it’s time Whoopi opened up a can of her patented Whoop-Ass® on you. Star Jones you are not!
Chins up, Sherri. I’m sure Fox News will be callin’ any day now. If not, you could easily secure a position in the The Decider’s cabinet. In the meantime, you’re just the freak of the week. In fact, I’d be willing to go as far to say that you might be the Cunt of the Month. Now look what you did, you made me use a horrible word.