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imvaginary
(adj.) | iˈm•vaj•əˌ•ner•ē |
Existing only in the part of the mind that imagines having sexual intercourse with a nonexistent girlfriend or frequent female fuck buddy; imagination of sexual fancy; a fancied fantasy of female companionship with whom a person has fucktion; imaginary vagina.
vagic
(n.) \ va•jik \
1. The power of apparently influencing the course of events by using mysterious or supernatural vagina forces; vagina magic: Do you believe in vagic?
2. Mysterious vagina tricks, such as making things disappear and appear again, performed as entertainment.
fucktion
(noun) \fək•shən\
1. literature in the form of prose, especially short stories and novels, that describes imaginary occurrences of sexual intercourse; fuck fiction.
• invention or fabrication of sexual intercourse as opposed to fuck fact.
• [in sing. ] a belief, statement, or mere wishful thinking of sexual intercourse that is false, but that is often held to be true because it is expedient to do so.
2. a feigned, invented, or imagined tale of sexual escapades postulated for the purposes of advancing one’s reputation; a made-up story of sexual intercourse.
3. an improbable (unusual or incredible or fanciful) story involving sex with an intimidatingly desirable person; a tall tail.
DERIVATIVES
fucktional (adjective)
fucktionally (adverb)
fucktionist (noun)
autopsy-turvy
(noun) \ˈôˌ•ˈtäp•sē-tər•vē\
A postmortem examination performed in a state of utter confusion; a topsy-turvy autopsy.
grammarous
(adjective) \ˈgram•ər•əs\
Having an attractive or exciting quality that makes certain people or things seem appealing or special based on the correct use of a language; glamorous grammar.
Kate is one of Boston’s most grammarous women.
(more) use grammarous in a sentence »ridiculicious
(adjective) \riˈ•dik•yəl•ˈish•əs\
1. Absurdly delightful and pleasant to the taste; ridiculously delicious.
2. Delightfully unreasonable, illogical, or inappropriate; deliciously ridiculous.
lodrick
(noun) \läd•rik\
Reasoning conducted or assessed according to strict principles of validity deserving or inviting derision or mockery and/or absurdity; ridiculous logic.
catholickable
(adjective) \ˈkaθ•(ə)•lik•ˈā•bəl\
Worthy of licking or being licked by a member of the Roman Catholic Church.
poptarty
(noun) \päp•tärt•ē\
A social gathering of invited guests involving the celebration and, typically, consumption of Kelloggs® brand Pop-Tarts® toaster pastry; a Pop-Tart® party.
anagramcracker
(noun) \ˈan•əˌ•gram•ˈkrak•ər\
1. A graham cracker that can be formed by rearranging another cracker.
2. A person who can decipher anagrams without delay.
obesex
(noun) \ō•ˈbē•seks\
Sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse, with the grossly fat or overweight; obese sex.
Ted always likes to smoke a turkey after obesex.
(more) use obesex in a sentence »awfulesome
(adjective)
1. Extremely unpleasant yet remarkably impressive; awfully awesome.
2. Terribly good.
3. Commanding great reverence in awe.
montastic
(adjective) \ˈmän•ˈtas•tik\
Having the ugly or frightening appearance of a imaginative or fanciful monster; monstrously fantastic.