24: Of Course!
I’ve always felt Sarah Jessica Parker looked like a horse. But she’s not alone. Jerry Seinfeld has been descirbed as horse-faced before, and it didn’t hurt his career. Since when was being labeled as horse-faced an insult? I thought Kim Raver was wicked hot last season on 24, at least at the start of her worst day EVAR! Remember everything she went through: she got kidnapped along with her father, she watched her boyfriend torture her ex-husband, she watched her ex-husband die because her boyfriend made the doctor stop operating on him, she watched her brother get tortured by her boyfriend, she found out her brother was gay, and then her boyfriend died…or so she thought. As Day Four progressed, Audrey Raines started to look less and less delicious. This season she looks better, but there is a more pronounced horse discrepancy embedded in her face. The glasses aren’t helping either.
The primary suspects in the murder of one, Wilbur Pope.
Tonight, television’s second horse-faced lady appears to get the Jack Bauer smack down. Is Audrey a traitor? I doubt it. I think that is one cliche’ they aren’t going to revisit anytime soon. Someone is the mastermind behind everything… But who? I’ll be back later with my list of usual suspects. In the meantime, it’s feeding time…
I can see clearly now. Thanks betacarotine.
March 30th, 2006 at 8:38 pm
ummm…excuse me rayn but SJP (sarah jessica not a horse parker) is adorable!