Wiggly Mail!
Hello Grandchildren. I’m back. Grandpa Wiggly here answering all of your emails. Today’s email comes all the way from Bradley in San Francisco:
What makes you so wiggly and is it copyrighted? Can we enjoy the fruits of your wigglieness without infringing on your intellectual property? Are you threatened by non-wiggly influences like viagra or boobies?
Does TED pay rent? If so, can I rent him out for parties? like a spacewalk.Bradley : ;
Well young, firm bradley Grandpa has been wiggly since meeting Grandma Nubb. My wiggly is copyrighted and, as always, you never have to ask to enjoy a cold, wet wiggly. Grandpa tried viagra once. I thought I had died. It was like rigor mortis. Grandma Nubb still gives me heck about that day. As for boobies, I don’t see them often. Grandma used to have some nice ones but now they’re just dirty from dragging them around all the time. Next time you come over I’ll have to show you a picture of Grandma’s rack, and I don’t mean her spice rack. As for T.E.D., he doesn’t live with us. He is just in our house sometimes, usually when we aren’t home. T.E.D. lives across the street and is nice enough to let us use his computer in his basement, where he does things. Grandma says we bother him too much, but he usually just closes the curtain when we come over. He’s a very busy man, you should ask him about renting him out. What’s a spacewalk?
~wiggly
August 3rd, 2006 at 10:30 pm
Glad to have you back. Your absence is a loyal disservice to grandchildren everywhere.