Wiggly Mail 3!
Hello to all my grandchildren out in there in the World Wide Wiggle, Grandpa Wiggly here with more of your correspondence on this beautiful Wiggly Wednesday.
Today’s letter makes Grandpa Wiggly feel all warm and itchy inside. It’s from Jaci, one of Grandpa Wiggly’s favorite grandchildren. Jaci is weaker than Grandpa Wiggly which means Grandpa Wiggly can overpower her easily.
Grandpa,
What are yours and grandma’s names? (Other than Grandpa Wiggly and Grandma Nubb?) I’ve always wondered.
-Jaci in Louisiana
Well Jaci that is a very good question. It would be absurd if we didn’t. To you and all our other grandchildren we are known just as Grandpa Wiggly and Grandma Nubb. We do have names dear grandchildren. All real people have real names and Grandma Nubb and I are very real people. If we weren’t real people I don’t know what we would be. Surely not just the fanciful creation of a disturbed boy. That would be plain silly; not to mention concerning to the authorities. Unless of course we were a creation born out of the wonderful world of fiction. Always remember what Grandpa Wiggly says about fiction. Fiction is just lies. What some people call creative fiction, others call dissociation. Now back to grandchildren Jaci’s inquiry.
Grandma Nubb’s first name is Harriet and Grandpa Wiggly’s first name is Emory. But you can just call us Grandpa Wiggly and Grandma Nubb. It’s not polite to call an adulterer by his or her first name. In fact, it’s quite rude!
Now you know more about your Grandpa Wiggly. Can’t wait to see you at Christmas.
~wiggly